Funny Obama Jokes

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said toThe Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to changeAmerica when you don’t know shit?

Source: http://www.funnyandjokes.com/barack-obama-vs-little-girl.html

2 Comments for Funny Obama Jokes

  1. Cherisse Thom said,

    March 24, 2010 @ 5:24 pm

    Blah!Blah!!and More Blah!!!!!!!And what did Bush know?!!!!!Whoever came up with this foolish joke, you’re an a$$, so you obviously know sh***!!!!Now laugh at that!!!!Get over it, cause he’s still PRESIDENT Barack Obama!!!

  2. Neil Anderson said,

    May 14, 2010 @ 1:36 am

    cherisse thom we all know bush did some stupid things to but he did not do near as many stupid and retared things as obama has done allready and hes not even being close to the end of his term

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